Lo Cheng facts you may not know.
My full name is Humberto Ricardo Domingo Lo Cheng, but most of my friends just call me Lo Cheng, Hummy, or Junior.
I have been arrested several times, mostly for public nudity. Never been successfully prosecuted.
I had a crush on Molly Ringwald when I was younger. When she grew breasts, I lost all interest.
I have the mutant ability to fully digest corn.
My fingers are 3 1/2 inches each in circumference. My thumbs are normal sized.
I successfully masturbate to "The Golden Girls" on a regular basis. Sometimes twice an episode.
I am currently on Sega's payroll and worked as a play tester for Space Channel 5.
Outlaw Golf is my favorite videogame, but I am eagerly awaiting Outlaw Volleyball.
My favorite type of music is 1980s heavy metal.
My favorite band is Winger.
My favorite song is Accept's "Balls To The Wall".
My favorite movie is Josie And The Pussycats.
My favorite actor is John Cusak.
My favorite actress is Joan Cusak.
My favorite TV series is The Golden Girls. See my earlier fact for the reason why.
I have known my sworn enemy, Chet Van Der Wang, for 3 years.
I recently had to move back in with my mother following the Disciple's untimely death.
My testicles are discolored. They have strange bruise-like purple leopard spots all over them.
My first girlfriend hurt my feelings when she insisted upon calling them easter eggs. She laughed while seeing them for the first and only time. I think she's a teacher now.
My mother doesn't understand me. Current Mood: contemplative